Oh!  Hello.  I've been expecting you.

Welcome to my website.  Please, make yourself at home.  Can I get you a drink?  Maybe some cashews?  No?  Good, because I couldn't get you a drink or any kind of nut, even if I wanted to. You are in a website, not a kitchen.  In fact I'm not really even talking to you.  You are actually reading this inside your head, so in reality you are talking to yourself.  Go ahead and tell youself something nice while you are in there...no?  Let me help.  I am smart.  I am sexy.  I am something...   There you go.  That wasn't hard.

I know what you are thinking.  Who is this Clayton Farris fella? I know you are thinking that because you just read it inside your

head.  Who is Clayton Farris?  Good question. Clayton is an actor, performer, comic, storyteller, filmmaker, singer, foodie, brother, uncle, son.  He is also many other things. Peruse this site and find out more.  Or just send Clayton a message!!

Namaste!